A patient walks into a doctor’s office…

…seeking a prescription, and he can’t help but notice that the doctor’s writing on his clipboard with a rectal thermometer.

Not wanting to be rude, the man speaks up politely, “Uh, doc’, not tryna’ be impolite, but you’re writing with a rectal thermometer.”

The doctor pulls up his glasses, looks at the thermometer and replies, “Ah, some asshole’s got my pen.”

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