A passenger airliner just landed at Glasgow airport…

…and after coming to a halt, the Pilot does his customary speech, but forgets to switch the intercom off.

The Co-pilot asks the Pilot what he has got planned for the rest of the evening, and the Pilot replies, “First up I am going for a shite and then I am gonnae ride the arse off that new wee stewardess” , unaware every passenger has just heard him.

The wee stewardess is mortified and starts to run up to the cockpit to confront him, but trips and falls right before the cockpit door. A wee Glasgow women helps her up and says, “Take yer time love, he`s going fur a shite first”

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