A panda bear walks into a bar…

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The panda eats the sandwich, whips out a pistol, and shoots the waiter dead. As he is walking towards the exit, the bartender yells “HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING? YOU DIDNT PAY FOR THAT SANDWICH AND YOU JUST SHOT MY WAITER!”

The panda bear just yells out “I’m a panda bear! Look it up!” and walks out the door.

Confused, the bartender grabs his dictionary and looks up the definition of“panda”:

“A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats chutes and leaves.”

Sorry if it’s a repost but this one has always been a favorite of mine so I thought I’d share.

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