A guy meets a sex worker in a bar.
She says, “Hey, tonight is your lucky night. I’ve got a very special game for us to play. Tonight I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.”
The guy replies, “Hey, why not?, you’re on” So he proceeds to put £300 on the bar from his wallet, and says to the sex worker slowly. “Paint…my….house.”