A newly wed couple are in bed together

A newly wed couple are in bed together. The wife reaches over to grab her husband.

“Oh my God, it’s so big” she said.

The husband gave a pleased hum.

“Are they all this big?” She asked.

“More or less,” he said.

“It’s halfway down your thigh!” She exclaimed.

“Yeah,” he said nonplussed.

“I want this so bad,” she moaned.

“I can see that,” he replied amused.

“Half the time the pockets on my pants are fake!”

Note: this was an actual conversation I had with my wife

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