A Native American Boy Walks into His Family Tipi

The boy looks at his father as he has grown curious in life lately and asks him,

“Dad, why is your name rising sun?”

The boys father looks at him and says,

“Well son, when i was born your grandparents went outside with me and that’s the first thing they saw, the rising sun.”

The boy seemed satisfied with the response for a moment then again questioned the father.

“Dad, why is grandpa named waxing moon?”

The boy’s father looks at him and says,

“Well son, when your grandfather was born his parents took him outside and that’s the first thing they saw, a waxing moon. Now tell me, two-dogs-fucking, why have you become so curious?