A muscular man tries to impress a blonde…

So, the man brought the blonde into his apartment to possibly get a good night out of her.

He flexes his Triceps “This, right here, dynamite”

The blonde stares up, without saying a word.

He rolls his abs. “Dynamite”

The blonde still says nothing, only looking at him.

Eager to impress the woman, he cuts to the chase and takes of his pants. As soon as his boxers hit his ankles, the blonde runs out of the apartment. He naturally runs after and eventually catches up.

“Why were you running away? Did I upset you?” Asks the man.

“No,” replies the blonde, “I just didn’t want to be near all that dynamite with such a short fuse!”

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