A mother takes her pregnant daughter to the doctor…

The doctor looks the daughter over and asks “What seems to be the trouble?”

The mother says “My daughter is gaining lots of weight! Something is wrong.

“Ma’am, your daughter is pregnant. Nothing is wrong with a little weight gain.”

The mother shakes her head and looks angry. “No! My daughter is an innocent little angel. She can’t be pregnant. You’re wrong!”

The doctor looks at the daughter, who seems embarrassed to even be there.

“Young lady, have you ever had sex?”

The girl looks at her mother, who frowns in disapproval. So she shakes her head.

“So you’re a virgin?”

She looks back at her mother, then meekly nods.

“Never went out on a date and had too much to drink?”

Again she shakes her head.

“See,” said the mother. “She is innocent. She’s never even had a boyfriend.”

The doctor nods, and walks over to his window and starts staring to the East.

“What are you doing?” the mother asked.

“Ma’am, your daughter is pregnant. Apparently with no father, like some sort of miracle. The last time something like this happened three wise men showed up and there’s no way in hell I’m going to miss that!”

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