A mother and her 5 year old daughter were driving down a highway one day when suddenly a giant dildo hits their windshield…

Daughter – Mommy, what was that?

Mom – (obviously didn’t want her daughter to know what it was) It was just a bug honey. Don’t worry about it.

a few seconds of silence

Daughter – Well that bug had a big dick.

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