A monkey is smoking weed up in a tree.

A lizard smelled it, climbed up the tree hoping to get high. -hey monkey what you smoking? -blue dreams. Monkey passes the joint. But the weed was to strong for little lizard. Hey monkey, I got cotton mouth, I’m gonna go to the lake and drink some water. -lizard goes down by the lake. -a crocodile sees the lizard. – hey lizard why your eyes so red? -theres a monkey on 5th tree who has some blue dreams. -you think he’ll share with me? -im sure he will, just tell him lizard sent you.

The croc climbs up the tree, looking for monkey. Monkey jumps- damn lizard how much water did you drink?!

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