But after months, years, decades of training, he still failed. seeking after wisdom and enlightment, he went to his teacher and said “Master, how must I achieve the secret of immortality?”
“Have you seen the warm glow of the sun slowly creep behind the majestic mountains?” the master asked.
“Yes, my teacher.”
“Have you travelled to the highest of the peaks and admired the blazing beauty of the snow?”
“Have you gazed at the endless stars in awe for an entire night?”
“That’s the problem. You keep watching that shit instead of training.”