A mom is driving her 6 year old daughter to her friend’s house when…

the daughter asks “Mom, how old are you? The mother replies “That’s not a polite question to ask a lady, dear.” Undaunted, the daughter asks “Okay, but how much do you weight?” Again the mother replies “Honey, that’s a very impolite question!” Persistently, the daughter asks “Okay mom, one last question. Why did you and daddy get a divorce?” “That is a very rude questions!” Says the mom, exacerbated, “That’s enough from you, young lady!”

Later, the daughter tells her friend about the conversation she had with her mom and the friend has a suggestion: “Take a look at her driver’s license,” says the friend, “It’s like a report card for adults. It has all that stuff on it!”

Later that night, the daughter says to her mom “I know how old you are. You are 34! And you weigh 140 pounds!”

“How in the world did you know that?” The mother says, shocked.

“I also know why daddy divorced you!” says the daughter, triumphantly.

“And why’s that?!” says the mother.

“You got an F in sex”

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