A midget walks into a brothel NSFW

A midget walks into a brothel with a honeycomb under his arm and a donkey following closely behind. He asks the head mistress for a woman for the evening as his wife had left him.

She says “sure thing but I gotta ask, what’s with the honeycomb and the donkey?”.

He says “well, my wife found a genie’s lamp and her first wish was a home fit for a queen and she ended up with a honeycomb. Then she asked for the nicest ass ever and so she got this very well behaved donkey”.

The mistress asks about the third wish and the midget says she wished I had a dick that hung past my knee.

She says “well that doesnt sound so bad”.

“It wouldn’t be that bad except I used to be 6′ 3”.

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