A midget sat next to me.

So I’m riding on the bus and this midget comes on and sits beside me. After a couple of stops, the driver slams on the brakes and the midget slides off the seat, so I grab him by the arm and sit him down again. Next stop, the same thing happens so again I grab him by the arm and sit him down. By the fifth stop, the same thing happens and I’m irrirated so I grab him and say: “Hold on tight you dumb midget or you gonna keep sliding off the seat”. He turns around and says to me: “My stop was 5 stops ago, I’ve been trying to get off the bus you sunabitch”.

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