The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question — to which the Devil snaps his fingers, gets a book, and gives the answer. The mathematician tries as well — but the Devil instantly gets the answer. When it comes to the blonde, she pulls up a chair and drills three holes in it. She then sits down in the chair and farts. “Now,” she says, “which hole did the fart come out of?” “That’s easy,” says the Devil. “All of them.” “No, stupid! It came out of my butthole!”
- Why do natives hate snow
- Told to me by a six year old.