A married woman calls her lover home

during the day while her husband is at work and her son is at school.

However, her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them in the act & hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman’s husband also comes home.

She hurriedly pushes her lover into the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, “Dark in here.” The man says, “Yes, it is.” Boy – “I have a baseball.” Man – “That’s nice.” Boy – “Want to buy it?” Man – “No, thanks.” Boy – “My dad’s outside.” Man – “OK, how much?” Boy – “$250”

The next week it happens again and the boy & the lover are in the closet together.

Boy – “Dark in here.” Man – “Yes, it is.” Boy – “I have a baseball glove.” The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?” Boy – “$750” Man – “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside & have a game of catch.” The boy says, “I can’t. I sold my baseball & my glove.” The father asks, “How much did u sell them for?” Boy – “$1,000” The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that,.. that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take u to church & make you confess.”

They go to the church & the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth & he closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.” The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again.”

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