A married truck driver goes into a brothel

He says to the madam “I’ll give you $500 for your ugliest girl and baked beans on burnt toast.”

The madam replies “For $500 I’ll give you my best looking girl and a 3 course meal.”

The truck driver replies “You don’t understand, I’m not horny, I’m homesick.”

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