A married man starts a new job that makes him work late hours.

Every night this man comes home from work he’s ready to have sex with his wife. She’s usually asleep and he has to wake her up to see if he can get lucky.

Some nights, she’s in the mood and ready to go and others, she will be too worn out from taking care of the kids and doing house chores all day.

One morning, the husband feeling bad about waking her up every night for sex says, “We need a code so you can let me know when you’re in the mood for sex. Ill wake you up with my erection in your hand. If you’re in the mood, stroke it 2 times.” His wife said “Okay, but what if I’m not in the mood?”

He said “you’ll stroke it 200 times!”

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