“I had a really good dream last night,” says the wife. “I dreamt that I was at a penis auction. Long dicks were going for $100 each and thick dicks were going for $200.”
“Really?” says the husband. “What would mine have fetched?”
“They were giving dicks like yours away for free,” says the wife.
“That’s funny, actually,” he replies, “because I had a dream that I was at a vagina auction. Juicy cunts were going for $500 and tight cunts were going for a grand.”
“How about mine?” asks the wife.
“That’s where they were holding the auction.”