A married couple are having financial troubles.

A Married couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a prostitute.

She’s not quite sure what to do… so the husband says,

“Stand in front of that Bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred dollars. If you have any questions or issues I’ll be parked around the corner.”

She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a man pulls up and asks “How much?”

She says “$100”. He replies, “All I got is Thirty!”

She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to the husband and asks.

“What now. What can he get for just Thirty”??

“A Hand Job,” the Husband replied.

She runs back and tells the man all he gets for thirty bucks is a hand job.

He agrees and she gets in the car.

He unzips his pants, and out pops a HUGE cock. It’s thick, hard – it’s like nothing she’s ever seen before.

She stares at it for a few seconds, then says.. “I’ll be right back.”

She runs back to the husband.

“What’s wrong?” he asks.

“Any chance you could lend this man 70 bucks?!!???”

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