A mariner and a woman meet in a bar in New York City…

She says “I have always wanted to visit Europe, but I can’t afford a ticket.”

The seaman tells her he will sneak her onto his ship, bring her food and water every day until they get to a European port in exchange for sex. She agrees.

The mariner sneaks her onto the ship and hides her in a lifeboat. They fulfill their agreement for a week, then she is discovered by the Captain. She tells all.

The Captain says “Lady, do you understand this is the Staten Island ferry?”

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