A marine biologist walks into the post office

A marine biologist walks into the post office and says he needs to send a large tank overnight. The postal worker asks for the dimensions of the tank and when the biologist gives them to him the postal worker says, “We can’t send a tank that big overnight. It’ll have to go by freight train.”

The biologist pleads with the postal worker. He says, “That tank contains a marine mammal that is very sick. Can’t you make an exception and send it by air overnight so that it can get the treatment it needs? I’ve been working with him for years and he’s one of the sweetest, smartest animals I’ve encountered. Here’s a photo.”

The postal worker looks at the photo and thinks for a moment, and then he says, “Okay. We can make an exception. But only for this express porpoise.”

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