A man’s wife is diagnosed with terminal cancer. The doctor tells her she doesn’t have long. The husband is devastated.
On the way home the husband asks his wife if there is anything he can do for her, a fantasy she’s never had fulfilled.
So the wife says, “Well, I’ve never had cunnilingus. I think I’d like to try that.”
So the husband goes down on his wife everyday between the day of her diagnosis and her next appointment. She seems to be getting stronger and healthier with each passing day.
At her next appointment the doctor informs them that she is totally cured of cancer. He asks her what they did to make this happen. So she tells him about how her husband did that for her everyday.
The doctor is absolutely amazed and informs her that she’ll live a long and healthy life.
The husband starts crying and his wife asks him if they’re tears of joy. He says that they’re not, they’re tears of sorrow.
The doctor asks why and the husband replies, “I could have saved my mother.”