A man’s wife accuses him of “testiculating.”

“What the hell is ‘testiculating?'” the man asks.

Looking both irritated and impatient, his wife responds, “It’s when a man is talking bollocks!”

The man considers this for a moment. “Tell me something,” he finally says. “Are you on your period?”

“Yes,” his wife answers. “Why?”

The man nods. “I thought so. You’re ovaryacting.”

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