A manager has two great employees, Jack and Jill. Due to budget constraints, he knows he has to fire one of them. He decides to meet with each employee, be upfront with them, and then make his sad decision. Both of them are outside of his office, and he asks Jill to step inside. Less than 15 seconds later, Jill storms out of there and slams the door behind her.
Jack walks in and says “I guess you decided to let her go?”
Boss man has a bewildered look on his face and says “I never even got the chance to! All I said was ‘I’m trying to decide whether to lay you or Jack off.'”