A man was jn a car accident causing him to lose an arm. After some depressing weeks the man goes to a high bridge to end his suffering. While standing on the bridge’s edge the man observed a miraculous sight below, someone with NO arms. The armless man is jumping up and down in joy. The one arm man now goes and speaks with the armless man. He ask’s “ how are you so happy that your jumping up and down with no arms?” The armless man turns and yells “ HAPPY? I ain’t happy, my balls itch!”
- Never going to forget my daughter, about 5 at the time, asking me where poo came from.
- 3 men are standing in front of Heaven’s Door waiting to be let in when St. Peter says, “Sorry, boys, but Heaven has met their quota for the day