A man with no arms and no legs lived next to a lonely woman.

A man with no arms and no legs lived next to a lonely woman. One day he got up the courage and went to her front door and rang the doorbell.

She answered and he said, “I’m sorry to bother you, miss, but I notice that you’re always lonely and I wanted to offer to be your boyfriend.”

She said, “But I like to be held and you have no arms.”

He replied, “I can embrace you with my love, that will keep you warm.”

She said, “But I like to go out and about on the town for entertainment and you have no legs.”

He replied, “I can tell you the greatest jokes and make you laugh whenever you want me to, that will keep you entertained.”

She said, “But I want a man who will ravage me in bed and make love to me until I can’t stand anymore.”

He replied, “Well, I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

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