A man with a dog walks into a bar.

The dog shits on the floor.

The man didn’t realise, so he ordered a drink and went to sit down with his dog.

A second man enters the bar and slips over on the dog shit. He gets up in shock, staggers over to the bar and orders a drink.

A third man enters the bar and also slips on the dog shit.

The second man turns to him, laughs and says “Haha I just did that!”

Third man smacks him in the face and says “YOU DIRTY FUCKER!”

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