A man wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun bursts through the door of a bank

“Go to the back and give me everything you’ve got!” the man says.

The woman replies, “Sir, this is a mistake, this is a SPERM bank.”

“I don’t give a shit, you go get me what I told you!”

The woman goes to the back and comes out carrying a tray full of sperm samples.

“Open one of those samples!”

The woman takes the lid off a sample.


“Excuse me? You want me to drink it?”

“Yeah, drink it now!”

The woman, frightened, picks up the sample and drinks it down. The man then removes his ski mask and says:

“You see you can do it Wendy, you just don’t want to.”

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