A man was once gifted a pet parrot. The parrot was beautiful, and trained to talk. Unfortunately, it only swore loudly and angrily whenever it wanted attention.
To try to stop this, he put the parrot in a box. The man told the parrot, “I am putting you in this box because you wont stop swearing.” For the entire 30 minutes, the parrot swore loudly at the man.
Then the man put the parrot in the closet. “I am putting you in this closet because you wont stop swearing.” For the entire 30 minutes, the parrot swore louder at the man.
Then he put it in the garage for 30 minutes. “I am putting you in the garage, because you wont stop swearing.” The parrot swore so loud, the neighbours could hear.
Finally, the man had enough. “This is the last straw! I am putting you in the fridge, you have been a bad bird!” He put the parrot in the fridge for 10 minutes, before returning to get it out.
When he opened the door, the parrot was seated politely, wide eyed, and apologized. The man asked the bird why he suddenly stopped.
The parrot looked to the left at the man’s dinner tonight. “Did the chicken swear too?”
(story by my brother)