So a man wants to join an Alaskan biker gang and is told by the members he has to do 3 things to get in
Drink A fifth of jack
Wrestle a bear
Make love to an Eskimo women
The man slams the fifth and staggers to his bike and they drive off to the bear cave.
The man lets out a roar and charges into the bear cave. The bikers stand outside and can hear grunts and snarls coming from the cave.
20 or so minutes later the man then staggers out the cave, his clothes torn and covered in blood… He looks at the bikers and says
“Alright, where’s this Eskimo women I have to wrestle?!”