A man walks up to a bar…

… and the bouncer says “No tie, no admittance”. The guy goes back to his car, looking for a tie; only finds jumper cables. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in. The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says “OK; I’ll let you in. But don’t start anything!”.

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