A man walks into the local ice cream parlor..

A man walks into the local ice cream parlor and tells the attendant he wants a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of strawberry and a gallon of chocolate ice cream.

“Sorry” says the attendant, “we’re all out of chocolate ice cream.”

“In that case” says the man, “I’ll have a pint of vanilla, a pint of strawberry and a pint of chocolate.”

“I told you we don’t have any chocolate ice cream, buddy” says the attendant, becoming slightly annoyed.

“OK, in that case” says the man, “I’ll have a scoop of vanilla, a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.”

“Look, mister, what does the V-A-N in vanilla spell?”

“Van” he replies, “But what does that have to do with ice cream?”

“Never mind, what does the S-T-R-A-W in strawberry spell?”

“Straw” he answers, “But I still don’t understand what this has got to do with my getting the ice cream I want?”

“What does the F-U-C-K in chocolate spell?” asks the attendant.

“Wait a minute” says the man, “there’s no fuck in chocolate!”

“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, dick brain, now get out of my store.”

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