..not minding him and trying to evacuate his bowels, suddenly, the man right next to him says “Hi..”. Our protagonist, startled by this totally unexpected awkward salutation responds “hi?”… then the man continues “how are you doing?” our man answers “doing fine, how about you?”… the other man says “what are you up to?” … our protagonist says “well, I came here to drink a beer after work, and you?”… the other man then says, “sorry honey, I have to hang up. this idiot in the other cabin keeps answering my questions.”
- Two rats sit in a dustbin and eat a DVD.
- A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me six double vodkas.” Pouring the shots, the bartender comments, “Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.”