A man walks into his town’s hall and immediately runs out

because of a horrible stench. He goes to the municipality to ask what the hell happened.

He meets the director of the hall who explains “It was our 34th anniversary and we were seriously lacking any ideas for the celebrations. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. So we agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired to perform and everything was swell. Soon, the event started and the seats were full. The hypnotist chap took out a dangling watch and started his performance. He asked the crowd the focus on his swinging and everyone was looking at it. But he dropped his watch”

The man, confused, asks “So how did that lead to this nasty odour”

“The little rascal blurted out ‘shit'”

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