A man walks into a steakhouse and sees a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling.
“What’s with the meat?” he asks the hostess.
She says, “It’s a contest we are running. If you can jump up and grab a piece, your entire meal is free.”
“And what if I miss?”
“Then you need to buy everyone in the restaurant a drink. Do you want to try?”
He looks up again.
“No, the steaks are too high.”