A man walks into a steakhouse

A man walks into a steakhouse and sees a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling.

“What’s with the meat?” he asks the hostess.

She says, “It’s a contest we are running. If you can jump up and grab a piece, your entire meal is free.”

“And what if I miss?”

“Then you need to buy everyone in the restaurant a drink. Do you want to try?”

He looks up again.

“No, the steaks are too high.”

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