A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder.

He goes up to the barman and says ‘I’ll have a pint please and a gin and tonic for Tiny here’ The barman starts making the drinks and asks ‘Why do you call him Tiny?’ The guy says ‘Because he’s my newt’

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