A man walks into a bar. Looking visibly distraught, he orders his drink. “Having a bad day?”, the barkeep asks. “I guess you could say so. I just accidently time travelled back into the 20th century.” “Really? What did you change?” “Oh heavens, nothing! I just went straight back to the present. Do you know how dangerous time travel is? Who knows what I might have changed if I hadn’t been so careful. I might have caused a second world war.”
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