A man walks into a bar in Bangkok. As he walks up to the bar he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

  • COLD BEER: 60 Baht
  • HAMBURGER: 110 Baht
  • CHEESEBURGER: 120 Baht
  • CHICKEN SANDWICH: 110 Baht
  • HAND JOB: 1000 Baht

Checking his wallet to be sure he has enough money, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of others in the bar. She glides down behind the bar to the man. “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help?”

The man leans over the bar & whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?”

She looks into his eyes & with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.”

The man leans in even closer & into her left ear softly says: “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.

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