A man walks into a bar carrying a plastic bag

The Bartender asks, “What’s in the bag?” The guy doesn’t reply. Instead, reaches into the bag and pulls out a lamp, a tiny stool, a tiny piano, and a tiny man in a tuxedo that appears to only be a foot tall. The guy sets the piano down in front of the stool, and the tiny man sits on it and starts playing the piano. The bartender is amazed, and so he asks the guy, “Where the fuck did you get this?” The guy replies, “I asked this genie. You can ask for something if you want, but be careful, he don’t hear very well.” The bartender greedily snatches the lamp out of the guy’s hands and says, “I want a million bucks!” All of a sudden, POOF, a million ducks appear in the bar. The bartender who is outraged asks, “What the hell? I asked for BUCKs, not DUCKs?!” The guy says, “I told you, he doesn’t hear very well. Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?”

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