A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says “$1 Grilled Cheeses” and another that says “$2 Handjobs”

He searches for the bartender, but sees only an attractive 25 year old blonde with huge boobs. He walks up to her and asks “Excuse me, but are you the one who gives the handjobs?” She replies in a sexy voice “Why yes, I am.” To which he immediately responds, “Well go wash your hands then, I want a sandwich.”

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