A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a 12-inch lighter

Guy 1 asks: “That is a big lighter you got there! Where did ya get it?”

Guy 2 says: “I rubbed this lamp right here, and a genie granted me a wish”

Guy 1 goes: “Cool, let me see it!”

He rubbed the lamp and out came the genie. The genie tells him he can only have one wish.

Guys 1 wishes: “I wish for a million bucks!”

So the genie snaps his fingers and a few seconds later, thousands upon thousands of ducks come swarming into the bar.

Guys 1 says: “What is this?! I said a million bucks not a million ducks!”

Guys 2 says: “Did you really think I asked for a 12-inch Bic?”

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