The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drink for the next hour. You wanna do it?” The guy replies, “Nah the steaks are too high”.
- I’m in a complex relationship
- A man’s wife gave birth while he was on a business trip.