A man walks into a bar and says, “A round for everyone and one for the bartender!”

So everyone takes their drinks and the bartender says to the man, “That’ll be forty dollars.”

The man says “What? I haven’t got any money.”

So the bartender beats him up and makes him throws him out.

The next day the man returns and says again “A round for everyone and one for the bartender!”

Thinking he wouldn’t be stupid enough to make the same mistake after being beaten up just yesterday, the man gives everyone a drink and takes one himself.

He says to the man “That’ll be eighty dollars.”

The man says “What? I haven’t got any money.”

So the bartender beats him up twice as hard as he did yesterday and throws him out.

The next day the man returns and says “A round for everyone!”

The bartender asks “None for me?”

The man replies “No, you’re a massive cunt when you drink.”

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