A man walks into a bar and orders nine shots of jaegermeister.

“Why are you ordering so many?” asks the barman?

“I just had my first blowjob” says the man.

“Well shit, congratulations, have a tenth one on me!”

“Thanks, but if nine doesn’t get rid of the taste, nothing will”.

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