A man walks into a bar and orders a Whiskey…

The bartender serves the whiskey and all of a sudden a monkey appears running all across the bar jumps and lands with his testicles in the whiskey and smiles to the man.

The man, confused, asks to the bartender…

-What the hell is this?

-Oh, ask the piano player, it is his monkey

So the guy looks for the piano player and shouts…

-Hey! Do you know why your fucking monkey sunk his balls in my goddam whiskey?

-Not by the title, but if you can sing it a little bit I’m sure I can make it work

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