The bartender serves the whiskey and all of a sudden a monkey appears running all across the bar jumps and lands with his testicles in the whiskey and smiles to the man.
The man, confused, asks to the bartender…
-What the hell is this?
-Oh, ask the piano player, it is his monkey
So the guy looks for the piano player and shouts…
-Hey! Do you know why your fucking monkey sunk his balls in my goddam whiskey?
-Not by the title, but if you can sing it a little bit I’m sure I can make it work