A man walks into a bar, and begins reading the menu overhead the smoking hot bartender.

The sign reads as follows:

  • Nachos $4

  • Hamburger $3

  • Hotdog $2

  • Grilled Chicken Sandwich $3

  • Grilled Cheese $2

  • Fries, Onion Rings, and Tater Tots $1.50

  • Handjob $10

After he looks over the menu for a moment he asks the bartender, “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?” “Why yes I am.” replies the bartender seductively. Then says the man, “Wash your hands! I’d like a hamburger.”

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