A man walks into a bar, and begins reading the menu overhead the smoking hot bartender.

The sign reads as follows:

• Nachos $4

• Hamburger $3

• Hotdog $2

• Grilled Chicken Sandwich $3

• Grilled Cheese $2

• Fries, Onion Rings, and Tater Tots $1.50

• Handjob $10

After he looks over the menu for a moment he asks the bartender, “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?” “Why yes I am.” replies the bartender seductively. Then says the man, “Wash your hands! I’d like a hamburger.”