A man walks in a sperm bank with a gun.

A man walks into a sperm bank with the gun, and orders the lady at the desk to open the safe. Startled, she tells him “sir this is a sperm bank, there is no money in here.” Annoyed, he then tells her “I told you to open the damn safe!”

She opens it and gets a vial of sperm out. “Now drink it!” he says. “You want me to do what sir?” says the clerk. “Drink it!” he says.

She drinks the sperm out of the vial and swallows. After a few seconds, the gunman takes off his mask, and it’s her husband. “See, it wasn’t that fucking hard now was it?!”

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