The bartender nods and starts pouring 7 glasses of wiskey.
As soon as the first glass is ready the man starts chugging, one glass after another.
The bartender, dumbfolded, asks the man: ‘Why are you drinking so fast?’
The man awnsers: ‘well, you would do the same as me, if you had what I have,’ while chugging the last glass of wiskey.
‘So, what is it that you have?’ asks the bartender.
The man: ‘not a single penny’