A man walks in a bar and says: ‘I’d like 7 double wiskeys, please.’

The bartender nods and starts pouring 7 glasses of wiskey.

As soon as the first glass is ready the man starts chugging, one glass after another.

The bartender, dumbfolded, asks the man: ‘Why are you drinking so fast?’

The man awnsers: ‘well, you would do the same as me, if you had what I have,’ while chugging the last glass of wiskey.

‘So, what is it that you have?’ asks the bartender.

The man: ‘not a single penny’

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