A man walks down the street when suddenly he hears a tiny voice above him saying: “If you make one more step, a brick will land on your head and kill you.”
Surprised, the man stops just as a huge brick crashes down right in front of him.
Stunned, he continues on his way, and after a few minutes hears the voice again: “Stop! Don’t cross the road, if you do, the next vehicle will run you over!” The man freezes and again is almost hit by a speeding car.
The man sighs a sigh of relief and asks the air: “Who ARE you?!?”
“I am your guardian angel!” Answers the voice joyfully.
“REALLY??” says the man in sudden anger, “Then where the heck were you when I got MARRIED??”